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Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car - there is no need for you to come inside. Rule One: I am aware that it is concidered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off your hips. So, let me share with you my Top 10 Dating Rules, in the hopes that I’m saving you and reminding myself of all the crap and confusion involved with dating the opposite sex. No, you shouldn’t have to go half on the bill or pay every other date. It is great material in case you need to catch him in a lie, prepare for future arguments or (necessarily) make quick judgments so you can get the hell out of dodge. There’s two reasons: let’s the man feel like a man and you can observe his character.

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So, treat him like crap, and he’ll be running towards you. Now you ’fashion’ the messy ponytail, your house clothes became your going out clothes, and the only scent he smells is the farts that trail from your behind. When you take sex out of the present agenda, you see each other eye to eye, not pelvis to pelvis. There are some guys still out there who try to get in your pants, and go bang, bang, bang… The best thing about being single, is being able to date as many people as you want.Throughout any relationship, you have to try to keep things fresh. You’ve known him for two weeks and he hasn’t pissed you off yet. I can line up 4 presumably great guys, and still wouldn’t be able to guarantee that at least one of them was your future husband. I definitely wouldn’t suggest jumping into every date hoping that is your groom. you genuinely see the relationship is headed somewhere, unless, you just want to get the ‘cookies’ and go. We’re adults and we know how good sex is and how hard it is to have sex. With no one to hold you back and tie you down, you have more time for your chosen .Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter.

Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.Don’t always jump to answer his calls, let him wonder what you are doing.When he wants to take you out, let him know you’ll be available after you ‘check your schedule’.Therefore, your date should be looking for any moment available to assert himself (be a man.) At the very least, it is a nice gesture. Also, having him to decide where to go and what to do, enables you to see how romantic, spontaneous, or creative he can be. The more you turn them down and make them feel inferior, the more they want you and respect you. Of course, I’m not saying you should literally treat him like an ugly step child, but I do suggest treating him like he‘s expendable.It keeps him vested in the relationship, rather than just going along with the relationship. If you want the upper hand in the dating field, this is how you do that.However, in order to ensure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric nail gun and fasten your trousers securely in place to your waist.